[lfjokes] darling would you give me a blowjob

[Adam Shand]

From: "Simondo" <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and
says to her smiling, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell):  "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice
she says "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob.  Otherwise I can do
it.  Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for
God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."