[lfjokes] Trimming the Lawn

[Adam Shand]

not sure if i ever sent this or not ... i just discovered it's been in the
bottom of my inbox since january :)

From: Craig Wright <froggy at paradise.net.nz>

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house
next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sun bathe
in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent
pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as
possible, hoping for yet another look.

Finally, he could stand it no more.  Walking to the front door of the new
neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man,
opened the door.  "Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help
noticing how beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah, so?" his hulking neighbor replied.

"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are.
I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those
breasts."

The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and
stops him.  She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few
moments.  Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.  "OK,"
the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's
tits."

At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang
free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face
against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the
husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.

"I can't" replies our awe struck hero, still nuzzling away.

"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.

"I don't have ten thousand dollars."