[lfjokes] Definitely not Politically Correct

[Adam Shand]

okay this is too tasteless ... but what the fuck.

From: Craig Wright <froggy at paradise.net.nz>

Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.

Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.

Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia.

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered
   wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns.