[lfjokes] Now That's Thinkin'

[Adam Shand]

From: Kevin Zollinger <kevin at zollinger.org>

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a
3-day pass.

The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you
already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that
recognition!"

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so
impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?"

"Well," says the soldier, "I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border
with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my
white flag up, and the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab
soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3-day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"