[lfjokes] more nastiness ...

[Adam Shand]

some one really needs to compile the definitive list of these.

From: Michael Bray <michael.bray at dce.ac.nz>

The Teabagging =============

The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's Forehead
whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase
"Who's your daddy?"
 
The Houdini ==========

Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out
and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a
blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed,
wondering how you managed it.

The Angry Dragon ===============

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back Of
her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like
an angry dragon.

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch ===============================

The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a
girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your
favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her
head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping
effect. A great way to impress your friends.

Dirty Sanchez ============

A time honoured event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, You
insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it
across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look
like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

The Donkey Punch ===============

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you Stick your
dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to
the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict
the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you
ejaculate.

The Flaming Amazon =================

This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing Some
chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest
lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your
jizz!

The Flying Camel ===============

A personal favourite. As she is lying on her back and you are Hammering
her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself
(without using your arms) on your dick while It is still inserted in her
vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a
long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.

The Zombie Mask ==============

While getting head from your favourite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore,
tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little
eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good
weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary
state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around
the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.