[lfjokes] Bledisloe Cup/Tri Nation Update

[Adam Shand]

just to confuse all you americans :)

From: cate carnegie <catiepeh at hotmail.com>

Todd Blackadder, John Eales and Joost van der Westhuizen were in an
aeroplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the
great white throne.

God addressed Joost first.  "Joost, what do you believe in?" Joost
replied, "Well, I believe that the The Springboks are a side that plays
best under pressure. We are a really tough nation. I believe the racial
quota's are the wrong way of doing the right thing and I believe kicking
for goal is not the way to win games. "

God thinks for a second and said, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and
sit at my left."

God then addresses Todd Blackadder. "Todd, what do you believe in?", Todd
replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think the New Zealand
public own the New Zealand jersey and that the All Blacks are those simply
lucky enough to be wearing it. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says, "okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at
my right."

God then addresses John Eales. "John, what do you believe in?" Easley
said, "I believe you're in my chair."