[lfjokes] 9 important men in a woman's life

[Adam Shand]

From: Lorena Lara <lorenalara at infovia.com.ar>

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says: "Take off your clothes"

2. THE DENTIST: because he says: "Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says: "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says: "Do you want it in the front or the back"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says: "Once it's in, you'll love
   it."

6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says: "It will rise right up, fluctuate a
while and then slowly fall back again"

7. THE BANKER: because he says: "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
   interest"

8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always
   eats what he shoots"

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says: "Would you like it on the table"