[lfjokes] aussie bashing ...

[Adam Shand]

From: cate carnegie <catiepeh at hotmail.com>

Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.  They stopped and
discovered a nude female,dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Springbok fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast.  The All Black fan took of his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead the Australian fan
took off his cap and placed it over her crutch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Springbok cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next he lifted the All Black cap replaced it, and wrote
down some notes.  The officer then lifted the Australian cap, replaced it
then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it
one last time.

The Australian fan was getting upset and finally asked "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking?" 

"Well," said the officer "I am simply surprised.  Normally when I look
under an Australian hat I find an arsehole."