[lfjokes] word games (maybe even puns)

[Adam Shand]

From: Lisa <lzod at uswest.net>

* How do you catch a unique rabbit?

  Unique up on it.
 
* How do you catch a tame rabbit?

  Tame way, unique up on it.
 
* How do crazy people go through the forest?

  They take the psycho path.
 
* What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

  Dam!
 
* What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

  Polaroids
 
* What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

  A stick.
 
* What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

  Nacho cheese.
 
* What do you call Santa's helpers?

  Subordinate clauses.
 
* What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

  Quattro sinko.
 
* What do you get from a pampered cow?

  Spoiled milk.
 
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

  Frostbite.
 
* What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

  A nervous wreck.
 
* What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

  Anyone can roast beef.
 
* Where do you find a dog with no legs?

  Right where you left him.
 
* What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

  Sanka
 
* Why do a pilgrim's pants always fall down?

  Because he wears his belt buckle on his hat.
 
* What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

  A bad golfer goes whack, darn.  A bad skydiver goes darn, whack.
 
* How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorcee the same?

  Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.