[lfjokes] nympho convention

[Adam Shand]

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances
up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes
she is heading straight towards his seat, and a wave of nervous
anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right
beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business
trip or vacation?"

The woman turns, smiles and says, "Business. I’m going to the annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

The man swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Struggling
to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role
at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."

"Really", he says. "What myths are those?"

"Well", she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it's men of Jewish decent."

Suddenly, the women becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she
says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!"

"Tonto," the man says as he extends his hand. "Tonto Goldstein."