[lfjokes] more man jokes

[Adam Shand]

From: Lisa <lzod at uswest.net>

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him, then tell him to pick
   only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
   woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"