[lfjokes] Bumper Sticker Philosophy

[Adam Shand]

From: Herr ToddoT Nagengast <todd at gnosh.net>
"I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College" - Al Gore, 11/08/00

If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

Jews for Buchanan

What popular vote?

I voted; Didn't matter

My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President

IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide
everything."  --Joseph Stalin

Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE ... LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU

Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?

Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you, priceless.

Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.

Now do you understand the importance of user-testing?

To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!

One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)

Banana Republicans

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert
for 40 years