[lfjokes] Training Courses for Women

[Adam Shand]

From: Lisa <lzod at qwest.net>

Here is one for the guys...see? I *don't* hate you guys! <G>

Lisa

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes
   Everyday.

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait until
   after the game.

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You....

9. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.

10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.

12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share.

14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

15. Introduction to Parking

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor.

18. Water retention: Fact or Fat.

19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.

21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

23. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His.

24. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

25. Sex-It's For Married Couples Too.

26. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

27. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

29. Ballet: For Women Only.

30. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.

31. Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.

32. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges.

33. "Do These Jeans Make My Behind Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.

34. TV Remotes: For Men Only