[lfjokes] a true story

[Adam Shand]

from, off all people, my dad. :)

From: Brett Shand <brett at earthlight.co.nz>

Amy, Mike and I were shifting furniture yesterday, In the truck, Mike
launches into this story:

Did you know that if you put tobacco up a rabbit's ass it will run like a
rocket in a straight line until it drops?

No, we say, this we did not know.  Does this have a use?

Oh yes.  Apparently the drug runners at the Mexican-US border use this
technique all the time.  You strap a kee of the dope to your choice to
your rabbit's back, stick a cigarette up it's ass (unlighted I presume,
although Mike didn't mention this.) point your rabbit in the desired
direction - somewhere over the usa border - and let her rip.

I am sure you will find this useful.

Love

Dad