[lfjokes] Austin Powers Lines

[Adam Shand]

algoreithm, n. (al-gor-ith-m)

Any method of calculation performed endlessly until a predetermined,
desired result is produced.


From: Lisa <lzod at uswest.net>

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

<Lick finger and wipe on her shirt>
Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all
day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.