[lfjokes] new texas survivor

[Adam Shand]

From: kevin zollinger <kevin at zollinger.org>

Network television is developing a Texas Version of the popular TV show
"Survivor".

Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston,
San Antonio, and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock.  They
must drive a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: 

"I'm for Gore, I'm Gay and I'm Here to Take Your Guns".

The first to complete the round trip is the winner.