[lfjokes] mmm, i think i'd like a quickie

[Adam Shand]

i thought i'd already sent this but i couldn't find it in the
archives.  sorry if it's a repeat.

From: Helen Messick (sshore at alaska.net).

Gore and Bush were in a restaurant ordering brunch. The waitress asks Gore
what he would like to order. After looking at the menu, Al says, "I would
like Eggs Benedict."

Waitress says, "Fine, and what will you have Governor Bush?"

Perusing the menu, George says, "Well, I think I'd like to have a
quickie."

Taken aback, the waitress responds, "Why Gov. Bush, that's awful, and
you're not even President yet!"

Then Gore leans over and whispers into Bush's ear, "George, that's
pronounced 'quiche.'"