[lfjokes] the old couple from arkansas

[Adam Shand]

From: Teresa Berus <teresa at spack.org>

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving
when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am
did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave him her
license.

The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there
once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He thinks he knows you!"