[lfjokes] Gold Urinal.

[Craig Wright]

Taken from The Jokes List ( simondo at paradise.net.nz )

George W. Bush was invited to the White House for a foreign
policy orientation session.  After drinking several glasses of iced
tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.  
He was astonished to see that the President had a gold urinal.
   
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the
urinal. "Just  think," he said," when I am President, I'll get
to have a gold urinal!"
   
The next day Laura Bush had lunch with a group of female
Senators.
   
She told Hillary Clinton how impressed W. had been with his
discovery that the President had a gold urinal in his private 
bathroom.
   
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed.
Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in
your saxophone."