[lfjokes] There was one thing left...

[Adam Shand]

From: Joni Johnson <jonij at chugach.net>

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things
left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam
and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was
the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God
told the couple, who he found under an apple tree.

"I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love to. Please, oh
please, oh please, let me have that ability. It would be great. When I'm
out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there
and let it fly. It would be so cool, I could write my name in the sand.
Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to."

On and on he went, like an excited little boy who...well...had to pee. Eve
just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he
should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him
happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this
ability.

And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his
micturition while in a vertical position. He was so happy, he celebrated
by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him and laughing with delight
all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. "What's
left in here?"

"Oh yes" he said, "Multiple orgasms..."