[lfjokes] Stitches.

[Craig Wright]

>From the Morning Herald, Sydney Australia comes this story of a
central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have it
breakdown in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car there in the parking space .

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.  Unable
to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put
her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On
standing up, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.  The mechanic, however, had
to have three stitches in his head.