[lfjokes] hand over your penis mr. rabbit ...

[Adam Shand]

From: Shannon <sylamb at alaska.net>

When the Ark's door was closed tightly, Noah called a meeting of all the
animals.  "Your attention, please!" Noah said with a stern voice. "There
will be no sex for the duration of this trip.  All of you males, take off
your penises and hand them in to my sons.  I will sit over here and write
you a receipt. After we see land, you'll get your penises back."

After about a week, Mr. Rabbit rushed into his wife's cage very excited.
"Quick!" he said."Get up on my shoulders and look out the window to see if
there's any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window and said,
"Sorry, babe, no land yet." "Damn!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with the drill and
finally demanded, "What's the matter with you?  You know it's supposed to
rain for forty days and forty nights.  Only after the water has drained
will we be able to see land, so why are you getting so excited every day?"

"Look!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit with a gleeful expression as he held out a
piece of paper. "I got the horse's receipt!"