[lfjokes] bashing the french via ebay?

[Adam Shand]

URL: http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1419412163
Via: The Eristocracy <Eristocracy at merrymeet.com>

THIS 1841 BOOK HAS 2 STRIKES AGAINST IT:

1). IT'S IN TERRIBLE SHAPE, AND
2). IT'S A FRENCH GRAMMER BOOK

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GOING TO FRANCE, AND THEY REFUSE TO SPEAK ENGLISH.
THEY PRETEND THEY CAN'T, BUT THEY CAN..GET WITH IT; THERE'S NO REASON THE
REST OF THE WORLD SHOULD HAVE TO WASTE TIME LEARNING A DEAD LANGUAGE! AND
IF IT WEREN'T FOR TOURISTS USING YOU AS A STEPPING STONE TO GET TO THE
REST OF EUROPE, YOU'D ALL BE SELLING YOUR LITTLE SISTERS..AND WHAT ABOUT
WORLD WAR II, ALL YOU WONDERFUL FRENCH WAR HEROES.. YOU OUTNUMBERED THE
INVADING GERMAN ARMY, BUT YOU RAN LIKE THE COWARDS YOU ARE.. YOU'RE ALL A
BUNCH OF STUPID, WORTHLESS, USELESS, INBRED NEADERTHALS WITH BAD BREATH,
BUT I CAN SAY ONE THING POSITIVE ABOUT YOU: BY THE WAY YOU SMELL, YOU MUST
TAKE BATHS AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR WHETHER YOU NEED IT OR NOT..SO I'M HOPING
SOMEONE WILL BUY THIS PIECE OF CRAP AND THEN PUT A GOOD COVER ON IT AND
SELL IT FOR A GOOD PRICE TO SOME RETARD WHO THINKS LEARNING THE FRENCH
LANGUAGE IS COOL OR IMPORTANT IN THE 21ST CENTURY.. $3.50 SHIPPING WITHIN
THE GOOD OL' U.S. OF A.; $10.00 SHIPPING OVERSEAS, AND $4,387.99 SHIPPING
IF YOU'RE SOME MORON LIVING IN FRANCE... MY SINCEREST, DEEPEST, AND MOST
HUMBLE APOLOGY TO THE ONLY FRENCHMAN WORTHY OF PRAISE, PEPE LE PEW. --