[lfjokes] You Know You Are In California If ...

[Adam Shand]

From: Lorena Lara <lorenalara at infovia.com.ar>

You Know You Are In California If ...

* You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
* It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid
  all the weather related accidents.
* Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
  named Breeze.
* You can't remember.....is pot legal?
* You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two Mothers and a
  sperm donor.
* You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and
  cantaste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* You can't remember.....is pot legal?
* A really great parking space can move you to tears.
* The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and
  looks like George Clooney ... is George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay
  rep. is a guy in drag.
* It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about,
  "THE STORM!"
* Hey.......is pot legal?
* Over 85% of the cities, towns, and/or streets start with San, Los, El,
  La, Santa, De La, De Los, or Via.
* Two overcast days in a row, drive you mad.
* A family of four owns six vehicles.
* Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
  snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are after all, over
  almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
* Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

And finally, a question:

Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None.  Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.