[lfjokes] Bunny Survival Tests

[Simondo]

URL: http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/index.html

Check out the above website for test results and further information.


 Purpose of Tests:
 
 To determine specific weaknesses and/or strengths possessed by "Marshmallow
 Bunnies"
 
 In order to determine said weaknesses and strengths, many Volunteer Bunnies
 and Control Bunnies risked their lives to take part in several tests. The
 tests were usually painful, yet not always cruel. They were as follows...
 
 
 Laser Exposure Endurance
 
 
 Slow Application of Heat Test
 
 
 Flame Tolerance Test
 
 
 The Hottub Test
 
 
 Electrocution Tolerance
 
 
 The Coyote Test
 
 
 Oxygen Deprivation Test
 
 
 Radiation Tolerance Test
 
 Apparently, the Yellow Bunnies are the more suicidal/brave of the species,
 with the pink ones a close second. Lavender Bunnies seemed to be content to
 lie in their natural state (lying side by side attached to their neighbors
 by the torso and ears) when volunteers were asked to come forward.
 Regardless of the color of their "skin" however, all Bunnies managed to
 perform their specified tests to the bitter end.
 
 Marshmallow Bunnies are fairly brave, intelligent creatures (even when it
 comes to volunteering for dangerous experiments) that survived the tests
 with varying degrees of success.