[lfjokes] The bunny and the snake

[Simondo]

From: Simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 One  day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
 slithering through  the  forest,  when the bunny tripped over the
 snake and fell.  This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

 "Oh,  my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
 you.  I've been blind since birth; so, I can't see where I'm going.
 In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

 "It's  quite  okay," replied the snake.  "Actually, my story is much
 the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never
 knew my mother.  Tell you  what,  maybe  I  could slither over you,
 and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

 "Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.

 So  the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
 covered with soft  fur;  you  have  really long ears; your nose
 twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail.  I'd say that you must be a
 bunny."

 "Oh,  thank  you!  Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement.
 The bunny suggested  to  the  snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my
 paw, and help you the same way you've helped me."  So the bunny
 felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well,  you're scaly and slimy,
 and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.   I'd  say
 you  must  be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly a
 member of upper management."