[lfjokes] Late for Work!

[Adam Shand]

From: Jay Lesseig <jlesseig at gci.com>

This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a bridge.
Sure enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun.

The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks, "What's the
hurry?"

The guy replies, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "What do you do?"

The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop says, "WHAT? A rectum stretcher? What's a rectum stretcher do?"

The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then work until I can
get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about six
foot wide."

The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"

The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a
bridge."