[lfjokes] Double Martini...

[Simondo]

From: Simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double 
martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his
shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After 
he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the 
bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long, but 
you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a 
refill."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts 
to look good, I know it's time to go home."