[lfjokes] Answering Machine At School...

[Simondo]

From: Simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 This was voted unanimously by the office staff as the answering machine
 message for the school!

 Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In
 order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to
 all your options before making a selection:

 To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

 To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

 To complain about what we do - Press 3

 To cuss out staff members - Press 4

 To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your
 newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

 If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

 If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

 To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 8

 To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

 To complain about school lunches - Press 0

 If you realise this is the real world and your child must be accountable/
 responsible for his/ her own behaviour, class work, homework, and that it's
 not the teachers fault for your child(ren)'s lack of effort, hang up and
 have a nice day!