[lfjokes] American Tourist

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
 sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
 
 A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to
 find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he
 immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything
 like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
 days for the results.
 
 The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: 'I've got bad
 news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
 unheard of here. We know very little about it'.
 
 The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or
 something and fix me up, doc'.
 
 The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
 to amputate your penis'.
 
 The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
 
 The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
 surgery is your only choice'.
 
 The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
 more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
 proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease'.
 
 The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
 we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
 
 The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta,
 always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!'
 
 'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
 
 'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall
 off  by itself!

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