[lfjokes] Video shop

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

   A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she
   sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video 
   store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds 
   very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into 
   something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. 

   To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she 
   calls the video store to complain. 

   "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape 
   but static." 
   "Sorry about that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with 
   some of those tapes.Which title did you rent?" 
   The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."