[lfjokes] Short & sick...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting sweaters for their
 expected kids.

 The first one says "I hope that I have a baby boy, because I'm knitting a
 blue sweater."

 The second says " Well I hope that I have a girl because I'm knitting a pink
 sweater."

 The third woman says "I hope my kid is a spastic, because I've fucked up the
 arms."