[lfjokes] why it's great to be a guy?

[Adam Shand]

personally i would have added not having to go through the "beautiful
experience of childbirth" to the list.  or rather, lets just add
everything to do with pregnacy to that list.

From: Nicolle Nixon <NixonN at mail.pdx.edu>

* Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
* Your orgasms are real.  Always.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
* Foreplay is optional.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices you new haircut.
* The world is your urinal.
* Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
* You never have to drive to the next gas station because this one is j
  ust too icky.
* If you retain water, its in a canteen.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.
* Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
* Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with: "So, notice
  anything different?"