[lfjokes] a magical frog?

[Adam Shand]

Via: David Brown <David.Brown at amdocs.com>

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water
hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal
in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have
for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only
two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes, Bear, you go
first."

The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was said, "I wish for
all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it
on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit wasting his wish
like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish.  "Well, I wish that all the
bears in the next forest were female as well."

Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the
engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid
things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the
motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that
all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear is
gay."