[lfjokes] Stupid laws...

[Simondo]

In Ohio, it's forbidden to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of 
gambling.

In Massachusetts, it's against the law to hitch a horse to a parking meter 
when the President is giving a speech on national television.

It's prohibited to laugh at a lawyer joke in West Hanover County, Washington.

In Keddemboro, Rhode Island, it's prohibited to make faces at a giraffe.

Under the Kentucky State Constitution, it's a crime to bring a crying baby to 
a tractor pull.

Under the Tennessee State Constitution, it's punishable by a $4,000 fine to 
hit a milkman over the head with a cardboard box.

It's prohibited in Trommald, Virginia for a webmaster to open a soda can 
while on duty.

It's a felony in South Treede, New Jersey to flip a coin in order to determine 
who will pay the bill at a restaurant.

In Borbalburg, Utah, it's a felony to serve uncooked roadkill to a neighbor 
when the President is giving a speech on national television.

Under the Kansas State Constitution, it's against the law to attend a 
baseball game while wearing "puke green" socks.

It's prohibited for a thunderstorm to hit during a parade under the Hawaii 
State Constitution.

It's prohibited in La Cadizburg, Nevada to laugh at a lawyer joke.

It's a felony for a teenager to dance without a permit in Sprucedale, 
Tennessee.

It's punishable by a $2,000 fine for a man to flirt with a restaurant waitress 
unless he is a city alderman according to Alabama law.

It's a crime to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of gambling in 
Alabama.

In Carainopolis, Michigan, it's a felony for a city alderman to chew gum while 
on duty.

It's punishable by a $1,000 fine to operate a fax machine while in a burning 
building in Blue Walnut County, Maine.

It's a felony in Washington, New Jersey to sell fleas at a flea market.

It's punishable by a $5,000 fine to walk backwards while at a baseball game 
in Michigan.

It's illegal for a person to wear a cowboy hat unless they own more than two 
cows under the New Jersey State Constitution.