[lfjokes] Male Logics

[Adam Shand]

this may have gone out already ... i can't even remember anymore.

adam.

Submitted by: Lorena Lara <lorenalara at infovia.com.ar>

A man and his wife in court gettin a divorce. The problem was who should
get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up an said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the
world with pain an labour. She should be in my custody."

The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in your
defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating,then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I
put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is
it?  The machine's or mine?"