[lfjokes] religion is bad for your health.

[Adam Shand]

Via: Keiran Haggerty <keiran at spack.org>

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) - A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best
described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen
other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people
trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the
rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floaing up into the
air,and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was
Jesus. "She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out
of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams,
husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the
scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams
said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus
was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the
strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul
Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked
like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his
way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup
truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium
which floated up into the air. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's
been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over
and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back
here," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure
that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him,
according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything
else. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
"This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to
happen."