[lfjokes] True Tales from the Tech Support Line

[Adam Shand]

Via: jokez at yahoogroups.com

True Tech Support Tale:

Operator: "Welcome to XXX customer care, my name is [operator]. Could I
have your ..."

Customer: (whispering) "How do I change to the windows directory in DOS?"

Operator: "Cee-dee-space-windows-enter. Could I have your user name or ..."

Customer: "How do I display the contents of a directory?"

Operator: "Dee-eye-ar. I need your --"

Customer: (still whispering) "How do I delete a file?"

Operator: (alarmed): "Wait a minute, don't be hasty. You don't want to go
          deleting files from the windows directory unless you're sure
          you know what they're for."

Customer: "I'm not deleting files."

Operator: (curious) "Then what are you doing?"

Customer: (quieter than ever) "Taking a test."