[lfjokes] common peeing problems

[Adam Shand]

I've included the text but you really need the pictures in order to fully
appreciate it.

From: Erica <erica at spack.org>
From: http://21fold.com/pee.htm

The peeing errors.

That is your objective. [PICTURE] Pee in the toilet...seems easy doesn't
it? Well, there are many different factors that are involved in simply
'taking a piss' and having the clean up the toilet seat. The top example
would be the ideal urination. Sometimes things happen though...and
sometimes we have problems as seen below. Please note I used a black penis
due to the fact that white guys have shitty ass penis' that are all super
tiny with an exception of me who also has a black sized penis. Thank you
drive through.

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1. This is the most common error. Most of the time it happens after naps.
I guess things just get kinked up in there while you are asleep in funny
positions, hell I don't know. When you wake up you get this whack ass
crooked pee going and you end up peeing all over the toilet paper or on
near-by toddlers. This can be easily corrected...but I'm not sure
how...haha. I usually whipe up my pee if it manages to miss. (which would
not be my fault you son of a bitch.)

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2. Oh yeah, this one is a real bitch. This one is actually more common
than the one above. When you over shoot it is usually done during the
second pee motion. It is that last little squirt...this one could
seriously injure anybody in the way. You really can't help it...that last
little bit just comes coming out at near hurricane wind speeds.

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3. This is what happens when you really aren't paying attention as you are
close to finishing peeing. You seem to forget that your pee is losing
momentum and you just kind of drizzle on your floor and pants....and you
thought it was bath water from this morning...haha.

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4. I think it would be safe to say this is the after sex pee. Not that I
have had any experience in that department, but this is the rare 'split
stream'. I had a nasty case of this one day a month ago. Hell, I couldn't
of pissed of a boat properly. This stuff is the devil...sometimes pee hits
the ceiling with this deadly piss.

I orginally had like 6 peeing problems...but I forgot some. If you have
any other peeing things that happen where you end up missing, email them
to me and I'll post them. You should also email me your ass in the air. -
Twenty1fold at Hotmail.com - word.