[lfjokes] Check Out

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

   A man went to the checkout at a supermarket and asked the pretty 
   cashier; 
   "Do you sell condoms?" 
   "Yes sir, what size would you like?" she replied. 
   "I'm not sure," he said. 
   "Well give me a look," was her reply. 
   So he unzipped and laid his credentials on the counter. She looked, ran 
   her hands along to feel how firm it was, then turned, picked up the 
   microphone and announced; "Large condoms to checkout four." 
   The customer was served and went on his way. 
   A few minutes later, another man approached and asked for a packet of 
   condoms. 
   "Yes sir, what size would you like?" she replied. 
   "I'm not sure," he said. 
   "Well give me a look," was her reply. 
   So he unzipped and laid his credentials on the counter. She looked, ran 
   her hands along to feel how firm it was, then turned, picked up the 
   microphone and announced; "Medium condoms to checkout four." 
   A 16-year old schoolboy had seen both sales and could not believe what
   he saw so he joined the queue and when he reached the checkout he said;
   "I'd like to buy a condom." 
   "Yes son, what size would you like?" she replied. 
   "I'm not sure," he said. 
   "Well give me a look," was her reply. 
   So he unzipped and flopped it onto the counter. She looked, ran her hands 
   along to feel how firm it was, then turned, picked up the microphone and 
   announced; "Mop and bucket to checkout four."