[lfjokes] Never make yourself indispensible...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>


Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. He had one long
standing wish: to suckle at the voluptuous breasts of the Queen to his
hearts desire. Every time he passed the queen he got frustrated.

One day he revealed his desire to the King's chief advisor, Birbal, and
begged him to do something which would allow him to achieve what he
yearned for more than anything else in the world. Birbal, after much
thought agreed on the condition that once his desire had been met, Ahmed
would pay him 1000 gold coins. Ahmed agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high octane itching lotion and poured it
into the Queen's bra whilst she took her morning bath. Soon the itching
started and grew in intensity, and the King became very concerned
indeed.

Consultations with the doctors and with Birbal to whom the doctors
reported revealed that only a special saliva applied for four hours
would cure the malady. Birbal also advised the King that, in the whole
of Arabia, only Ahmed's mouth carried this saliva.

King Akbar immediately summoned Ahmed and ordered him to apply his
special saliva to the Queens breasts for four hours and Ahmed dutifully
set to the task by licking, biting pressing and playing with her breasts
for the prescribed period thus achieving his heart's desire.

Satisfied, he returned to Birbal but, to Birbals rage, refused to honor
his agreement by paying him the agreed 1000 gold coins knowing, as he
did that Birbal could never reveal the matter to the King.

But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal.

The very next day, Birbal put the same lotion into King Akbar's
underwear.

The King again summoned Ahmed.........