[lfjokes] Views on sex....

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

  Tom Clancy
  "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
  wholesome things that money can buy."
 
  Steve Martin
  "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
  Me neither."
 
  Drew Carey
  "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
  meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
 
  Woody Allen
  "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
  partner, you'd better have a good hand."
 
  Unknown
  "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
 
  Rodney Dangerfield
  "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
  Saturday night."
 
  Woody Allen
  "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
 
  George Burns
  "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
 
  Matt Barry
  "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
  vacation at the taxidermist."
 
  Camille Paglia
  "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
 
  George Burns
  "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
  eight are unimportant."
 
  Henry Miller
  "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
   admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God
  doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more
  supervision."
 
  Lynn Lavner
  "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
  sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
  Mercedes-Benz 300SL convertible."