[lfjokes] Kiwi/Aussie Humour...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling
 by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in
 England.
 
  At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket
 and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one
 ticket between them.
 
 "How are the three of you going to travel on only one
 ticket?" asks one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn,"
 answers one of the New Zealanders.
 
  They all board the train. The Aussies take their
 respective seats but all three New Zealanders cram
 into a toilet and close the door behind them.
 
 Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor
 comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
 toilet door and says, "Ticket please."
 
 The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
 with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and
 moves on.
 
  The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever
 idea.  So after the game, they decide to copy the New
 Zealanders on the return trip and save some money
 (being clever with money, and all that).
 
  When they get to the station, they buy a single
 ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
 New Zealanders don't buy a ticket at all!!
 
 "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
 one perplexed Aussie.
 
 "Watch and learn," answers a New Zealander.
  When they board the train the three Aussies cram into
 a toilet and soon after the three New Zealanders cram
 into another nearby. The train departs.
 
 Shortly afterwards, one of the New Zealanders leaves
 the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the
 Aussies are hiding.
 
  He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."