[lfjokes] Stock Market Humour

[Adam Shand]

From: mikem at alaska.net

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year
ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit,
you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.





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