[lfjokes] Warning: Blonde Joke

[Simondo]

Two  friends, a redhead and a blonde were walking down the street and 
passed a  florist, when the redhead happened to see her boyfriend buying 
flowers.

She sighed and said, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying  me flowers, 
again...for NO reason."

The blonde looked quizzically at  her and said, "Don't you like getting 
flowers?"

The redhead said, "Oh  sure...but he always has expectations after giving 
me flowers and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my 
back with my legs in the air."

The blonde said, "Don't you have a vase?"