[lfjokes] The Friday Drive Home

[Adam Shand]

Via: Mike Lewis <mrlewis5 at home.com>
From: http://www.epowersports.com/

>From the "Powersports News" letter of 17 Nov 2001

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically
through the streets of Dublin.  They pulled the man over and asked him if
he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the
pub where I had six or seven pints.  And then there was something called
"Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos, which are quite good.  I
had four or five o' those.  Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O'
course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye
know.  Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later.."
And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of
whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out
of the car and take a Breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"