[lfjokes] a new kinda chain letter ...

[Adam Shand]

apparently froggy sent this to me in july :-)  shows you what a lazy bitch
i am.

From: froggy at paradise.net.nz

This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex
life even more fantastic.

As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you Can
only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile
as you. Then anaesthetise your wife / girlfriend, put her in a large
carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person
who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the
list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

 * 0.5 miss worlds
 * 2.5 models
 * 463 wild nymphos
 * 3,234 good-looking nymphos
 * 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
 * 40,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of His
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the Accusatorial
expression on her face.  On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to
live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion.  Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her.  No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best
friends.

PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner.

PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they Can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.