[lfjokes] You Know You're From Alaska When ...

[Adam Shand]

From: mikem at alaska.net

You Know You're From Alaska When...

 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is waiting to pass a motor home

 2. "vacation" means driving to Anchorage for the weekend

 3. You measure distance in hours

 4. You know people who have hit moose...more than once

 5. Your grandparents drive thorough a raging snow storm at 65 miles per
    hour with out flinching

 6. People wear hunting clothes and carharts to social events

 7. You install motion detection lights on your house and the moose keep
    you awake all night activating the lights

 8. You think your major food groups are Beer, Moose Meat and Spam.

 9. You carry jumper cables and a tow strap in your car and your wife or
    girlfriend knows how to use them

10. You design your kids halloween costume to fit over a snow suit

11. Driving in the winter is better because the potholes are filled with
    snow

12. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas

13. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, breakup and road
    construction

14. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store, even when you're in a rush
    because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town

15. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your
    Alaskan friends