[lfjokes] The Good little rabbit.

[Adam Shand]

Via: cate carnegie <catiepeh at hotmail.com>

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe
my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks
at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so
good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit
again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The
lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out
of the rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little f****r! He makes me run around the forest
like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"