[lfjokes] The parrot...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

   A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows 
   her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A 
   beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and  it's an absolute steal at only 
   £20." 
   "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. 
   "Well," replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result 
   its language is a touch fruity" 
   "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad 
   minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot." 
   So she buys the parrot and takes him home. 
   Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks 
   at the woman, "F--- me, a new brothel and a new madam" 
   "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. 
   A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. 
    "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes," says the parrot 
   when he sees the daughters. 
   "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," 
   complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at 
   their new pet. 
   A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. 
   "Well f---- me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the 
   same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"